Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Livin' On A Prayer

This is why Yi Ming is my longest surviving friend. Victoria, you don't count because we didn't talk to each other at all during our high school years.
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
giggleesssss.
jia,rockstar. says:
haha
omg yi ming
i think our minds are deteriorating
wtf
spelling?
corrent?
yes no yes no hmmmm?
omg
correct also spell wrong
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
correct!
lololol
byebye spellingggg
jia,rockstar. says:
noooooooooo
i will miss you
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
R.I.P
NEED AN EULOGY?
jia,rockstar. says:
um
can also
say nice things about my spelling okay
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
today! we mourn the passing of Jia Huey's spelling.
It was a wonderful companion.
helping her throughout her entire life whilst in primary school. then secondary school where it helped her suck up to Pn. Monica.
ALAS
it left us too soon!
jia,rockstar. says:
SOBZ!!!
sniff sniff
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
because Jia Huey's spelling, hung out too much with Yi Ming's acronyms.
jia,rockstar. says:
I BLAME YOU YI MING'S ACRONYMS!
YOU DID THIS!
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
THEY TOOK DRUGS AND GOT HIGH AND ASKED EACH OTHER "HEY GUYS. DID SOMEONE PUT DRUGS IN MY WEED?"
jia,rockstar. says:
YOU KILLED JIA HUEY'S SPELLING!
I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF!!
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
*SOMEONE IN AUDIENCE LOLS IRL -ISACTUALLYME-*
jia,rockstar. says:
I HOPE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!
I HOPE WHEN YOU FINALLY DO, YOU GET NIGHTMARES!
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
*bangs gavel on table*
jia,rockstar. says:
OR GET WOKEN UP BY DAVID ARCHIE'S FIGHTING CATS!!!
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
HUSH!
jia,rockstar. says:
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu
sobz
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
HUSH CATS!
YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING ANYWAY
*BANGS GAVEL*
ANYWAY
Before I was so RUDELY interrupted.
We mourn the passing of an exceptional being!
One who helped children realise that good grammar and good spelling is the root of all that is good and pure in the world.
jia,rockstar. says:
YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DEPRAVED DEPRIVED THE WORLD OF!
WE LOST AN EXCEPTIONAL BEING!
YOU DID THIS YOU DID THIS!!!!!!
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
You will now live in that giant blackboard/keyboard/computer in the sky, and keep on helping the world with their horrible English.
*BANGS GAVEL AND SIGNALS TO SECURITY*
*BIG FAT SECURITY MEN GRABS LOUD PERSON AND THROWS OUT OF HALL*
AGAIN. before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED.
jia,rockstar. says:
ahem, that loud person you threw out was Jia Huey's spelling's MOTHER
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
Keep on spelling rightly and justly in that ~godly~ way, within the neverending confinements of the skyyyyyyyyy. AMEN.
OOPS
EULOGY OVER
fine bring her back
*BIG FAT SECURITY PEOPLE BRINGS BACK WITH A PACIFIER IN SPELLING'S MOM'S MOUTH*
jia,rockstar. says:
*suck suck suck*
yiming. blllollllllu. says:
NOW HUSH CATS. YOU SHOULDN'T BE OVERREACTING ANYWAY.
jia,rockstar. says:
meh

Ming, I think after this, no one would want to be our friends anymore. D:
But we gots each other and that's a lot for loveeee, we'll give it a shot! Ohh, we're halfway there, livin' on a prayer! Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear, livin' on a prayer!!

I need to de-gay myself.

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