Both Ways

Oh God, I just found the funniest thing online ever. There are people debating the existence of bisexuality. They're all "You either be one thing, which is straight, or the other, which is gay." And they're saying a person can't like both dicks and pussies. Like for example, if a dude likes penises, even a little, he has to be gay, cuz only gay men and straight women like penises. They call it semantics.

So then the author of the article (he's gay btw) went on to say:

... It's like saying "obligate carnivores like meat, so if you like meat, you must be an obligate carnivore." But that's just not true, because omnivores like meat too. Of course, omnivores also like plants. Liking meat is not mutually exclusive with liking vegetables. An animal who likes meat might be an obligate carnivore. But he might also be an omnivore. ...

And then he continued to talk about the existence of bisexuality.

... As for whether bisexuality exists, it seems to me that it would be kind of ridiculous for a vegetarian to deny the existence of omnivores ("He doesn't really like meat. He's just caving to societal pressure and pretending he likes meat. Just give him time. He'll come around and realize he only likes jicama and chickpeas.") ...

Haha! Oh fucking funny. I've always said gay people are so much funnier than the straight ones.